Thank you to my pals at Soap & Glory for sending out press boxes with the above sticker next to my address label. Guys, A) I don’t think the delivery man knows that Sexy Mother Pucker is a lip gloss, and B) Anything with the word SEXUAL slapped across your parcel isn’t good. His look said he knew it was a new vibrator or a bulk order of female Viagra. I may never open my front door again.
