It’s Too Orangey For Vogue: Tango Self Tan


Never ones to miss out on a marketing opportunity, Tango are flogging their own brand of self tan….Fake Tan-Go. They advise patch testing for 48 hours prior to application. I suggest patch testing for 48 days and if you are still drunk, go ahead. The very fact that this stuff is £5.99 makes me doubt it, never mind that it’s made by a fizzy drinks manufacturer. Thinking on it though, Diet Coke is about the same colour as St Tropez tan; maybe if I drink enough……

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3 Responses to It’s Too Orangey For Vogue: Tango Self Tan

  1. That’s hilarous! LLGxx

  2. Grace London says:

    Who are they targeting with this product? Girls Aloud?

    Do you remember Simon Anstell’s “Don’t let anyone tell you you’ve gone too orange,” comment when he was interviewing them?

  3. Victoria says:

    No way! I can’t imagine who in their right mind would buy this…
    x

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