Stupid headline of the week comes courtesy of The Mirror. They say women putting their make up on in the car are responsible for an estimated 450,000 road accidents a year. Of course it’s us! There’s just no way it could be anything to do with guys lighting their ciggies, talking on mobile phones, adjusting radio to surround-sound, arguing at hot football debate on said radio, reading the paper while they’re driving, wolf whistling unsuspecting pedestrians who have dared to stray into the realms of a high heel, or sticking two fingers (and thus leaving the ten to three position) up at anything they consider to be less than perfect driving. No, it really couldn’t be anything to do with that.