I popped into Sally Beauty this afternoon and came across Bring It Up tape. On so many levels, I’m confused. Shouldn’t it be Bring Them Up? You can’t only want to bring one up, surely? Plus, the disparity between the two on the packaging picture implies that the tape is, basically, able to glue a man to an aeroplane while it’s flying type strength. Tape can be good, but not that good.
You have to wonder about the creative meeting – if indeed there was one – when they rejected Titsup Tape, or Bring Tit Up, and decided that a cruelly lurid pink top was the best showcase for one woefully deflated breast and one super perky one.