Well, you live and learn. Yesterday, I went to the launch of a new exercise wear range (Vevie - it’s gorgeous with all sorts of beautifully thought through detail such as tiny pockets for keys and motivational labels, etc) when for no particular reason the conversation turned to waxing down under. I’ve never had the full monty and never had the remotest desire to do it either, but I know that converts are almost evangelical. What nobody has ever mentioned before is that apparently after you’ve had it done, and you pop to the loo, your wee goes everywhere because there is nothing to ‘channel’ it, as it were. Who KNEW? And then today, I met a friend and he confided that if you have a back, sac and crack, your farts are louder because there’s nothing to muffle the sound. OMG. I feel like I know too much and yet, find it absolutely fascinating!
NB: Have just had a quick word with the good ladies at the Ministry Of Waxing. They say, “you may notice that your urine flow differs slightly if you’re having a Hollywood (this happens even less so with Brazilians) and this is because the pubic hair sometimes acts to channel the urine downwards. Usually you would only notice this on your first Hollywood wax – the more you wax the less you will notice a difference.”
OMG…hilarious!
HAHAHAHA omgsh thats so funny!!! Luckily I haven’t experienced anything like that..LOL
When I first got waxed down under I thought it was hilarious when I was told to wear loose clothing to ‘let it breathe’ haha
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I wouldn’t have thought it was possible for the average male to fart any louder than they already do. LOL!
Absolute rubbish, your wee is the same as normal. You’d have to be extremely hairy in the first place for it to make any difference!
Someone’s having you on!!!! Everything works just the same! x
I need some exercise gear as I’m about to start running so will be sure to check it out.
I am in the unfortunate position of knowing who you met today and now am profoundly disturbed. Thank you.
This has happened to me a few times!
Usually until the next day. I always thought it was because of how much your, er, nether skin, was pulled and stretched, it can’t channel/concentrate in the same way!
Don’t believe it’s to do with a lack of hair as the same thing doesn’t happen when shaving (or otherwise) and it doesn’t last for weeks either!
best.post.ever
just what i needed after the serious stuff xx
Oh I learnt something new as well, this is ironic it was a conversation we were having the other day (enlighting my hubby on beauty treatments). Just read this to him and he couldn’t stop laughing – Brilliant! x
I love finding out all the random titbits that you would never normally hear about! This post is hilarious
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I have nothing useful to add as I’ve never had a wax ‘down there’ either – but wanted to say how funny I find this post. Loving the content today!
BBC’s ‘Mrs Brown gets a Bikini wax’ – You Tube – is a wickedly humorous take on this subject.
I am a beauty therapist and I actually specialise in intimate waxing… This absolutely can happen!! I have several clients who have brought this up and others who notice no different. But yes… It is true!!! Haha x
I’d never heard of that haha made me chuckle xo
This is hilarious and explains ALOT. Not me of course but a mega trumpeter and S,B,C devotee!
This is one of THE funniest and most refreshingly honest (/obvious) blog posts I’ve ever read. Was LOL’ing away on the train to work, thanks so much.
Omg I noticed exactly that when I had my 1st brazilian!!
HAHAHA! that is true. It happened to me to but still does happen. But I learnt a technique to go to pee. But it works better if you squat above the toilet seat. When I use public toilets, I would never sit on the seat. I always hover above it no matter what. Anyways, in order for the wee to channel down right, all you will need to is squeeze your bum/inner thigh muscles. That works for me.
It IS true and it (at least to me) it also happens with shaving. It made for exceedingly amusing conversations with friends/family *laughs*
That actually happens to me even if I shave. This made for absolutely hilarious conversations with friends/family. Oh, goodness *laughs*