Of all the things I might have anticipated in my life, I never, ever expected to have an Exocet Missile Launcher parked 500 meters from my house. But, there is one. There are SO many things to say about that this that it is paralysing so I’ve taken the easy option and tried to find a nail polish to match it. The closest I can find is Nails Inc Foubert’s Place; a khaki-esq green that is a ringer for a missile, as it turns out.