Despite a truck load of ‘fashion week essential’ press releases, I’m convinced that this is the very thing to get fashionistas past the post. A combination of essential oils, salts and Camphor crystals will clear your head in a nano-second.
When your #free car doesn’t show up.
When a blogger gets your seat on the front row.
When the child of a celebrity gets your seat on the front row.
When the dog of a celebrity gets your seat on the front row.
When you’re caught swapping Manolos for Nikes.
When the goodie bag is crap.
When there is NO goodie bag.
When you realise everyone else is tweeting from #free phones.
When you realise everyone else is working from #free ipads.
When you think you’ve seen Anna Wintour smile.
When you realise that Julien McDonald really IS only 4ft 2.
And it’s only £8. Find it HERE