Okayyyy then. I cannot imagine myself wearing this – ever – but you know, each to their own. The most chin-hit-floor thing about this is not the mouse ears, but the price. EU205. It’s designed by Laetitia Crahay, head of accessories and jewellery for Chanel who is also artistic director of Maison Michel where you can snap up this thing if you want to. You cannot imagine how high my eyebrows went when I learned that this is part of their range devoted to weddings. I actually didn’t know my brows could go that high.